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thedailymeme:

My grandfather gave me this advice a few years ago, and in honor of his would-be 100th birthday I wanted to share it with everyone else. It has helped me on many occasions

thedailymeme:

My grandfather gave me this advice a few years ago, and in honor of his would-be 100th birthday I wanted to share it with everyone else. It has helped me on many occasions

(Source: thedailymeme, via will-you-be-my-foreverr)

eccentricbrownie:

I consider myself as a trisexual.
I TRY to be SEXUAL.

(Source: procrast-nation, via will-you-be-my-foreverr)

mygirlfriendmademejoin:

Spike and his toothbrush

(Source: blowoffs, via will-you-be-my-foreverr)

3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

fairx818x:

OH MY GLOB IM FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW

(Source: allaboutazz, via will-you-be-my-foreverr)